0-11

In binary, 11 means three, which is an odd number, and that must be what the Miami Dolphins feel like, odd. After having a perfect season in ’72, they are well on their way to having a non-perfect… or is it unperfect? Oh, imperfect, that’s it! They are on their way to an imperfect season! I have not seen such an awful performance since TheTik tried to use proper grammar.

       fckin there are 3 things i hate its gays there damn stds and them horse fishies
                                              -James “TheTik” Tikson on Seahorses

Now, I am no expert on football, and I am assuming most of the readers our reader isn’t an expert either, but I think the main point is to, well, score points. The “fins” seem to be scoring points, so I am not quite sure what there problem is… I am going to attribute it to a lack of skill, or maybe Souljah Boy has struck again.

 

Souljah Boy is a douchebag

Since when did people become so numbed that they can find his song even remotely stimulating? This seventeen year old douche bag has made more money by doing a few dance moves (if you can even call it that), blurting out some incoherent lines, and “jism-ing” on peoples backs, then most of us will make it a life time. Perhaps I am a bit bitter because my solo career hasn’t taken off with my new hit single, but I don’t think this guy deserves much credit it. I’m not a fan of rap, so of course I am bias, but is this even English?

 
“Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock Jocking On Them Haterz Mayn When I Do Dat Soulja Boy I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now Yuuuaaaa)” [sic]
 

Wow, how… riveting? I really don’t know what to say. I guess Souljah Boy, or DeAndre Cortez Way as his mom knows him, has his place in music. He fits in with the likes of Hampton the hamster, under the ridiculously annoying, and easily forgettable category.

 

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